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suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

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itsdrickibytch:

Iconic
ayoojordan1810:

xblowsmoke:

theluthox:

bullmoose:

Lego fire walk with Me

I’d rather do a real firewalk

Thats like death.

Fuck that noise
blizzzard:

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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